If you’re going to unpack your existential dread, you might as well do it with style. This distressed gray cap perfectly captures the vibe of “I’m healing, but I’ll still roast you,” with pink lettering that proudly declares the superiority of your therapist (and your coping mechanisms).

Ideal for coffee runs, awkward family gatherings, or hiding your “I just cried in the car” eyes, this cap is as functional as it is cheeky. Plus, the adjustable strap ensures a snug fit—perfect for keeping it together when life unravels.

• Material: 100% cotton, soft enough to absorb your spiral-induced sweat

• Fit: Adjustable strap for all head sizes—because everyone’s carrying some baggage

• Design: Stylishly distressed, like your nervous system

• Care: Spot clean only (just like those pesky emotions you compartmentalize)

Who needs inner peace when you can have outer shade? Wear your humor dark, your sarcasm sharp, and your hat low.

Designed by Clever Babes Co and printed in-house in Kansas City, Missouri. *Please note it is printed not embroidered.