No One Is Mad At You keychain

$8.00

We get it—your brain loves to spiral, and suddenly you’re convinced everyone’s plotting against you because you didn’t text back fast enough. Enter this handy little keychain: your portable pep talk and anxiety bouncer. Every time you grab your keys, this bold reminder is there to tell you to relax. (Spoiler alert: they’re not mad at you.)

Built for Overthinkers: A witty, grounding mantra that travels with you—because you deserve peace of mind, not mental gymnastics.

Retro, Yet Reassuring: Motel key vibes meet modern self-care.

Durable and Dependable: Just like your best friend who always tells you the truth (aka, “You’re fine, promise”).

Pop it on your keys, bag, or wherever you need a little nudge toward chill. Trust us—this is one argument you don’t need to have with your anxious brain.

Dimensions: 4.5” long (with key ring) 1.75” wide

Features:

  • Gold-colored metal hardware

  • Vintage style motel keychain

  • Trendy colors

  • Durable and light weight plastic material

Designed by Clever Babes Co and printed in-house in Kansas City.

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